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the act of taking two 15 inch black dildos and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your ass you then swing the free dildo around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience.
i gave The Urban Ninja to my boyfriend last night because he said i wasnt adventurous enough.
While a girl is giving you head..right as you cum karate chop her in the back of the head then stick your dick in her nose
Guy 1: Dude this girl was giving me head then i totally did the ninja nosejob on her
Guy 2: Thats fucking gross man...thats messed up
What some rappers, most notably Devlin fight whilst rapping - Moving their arms around like windmills trying to look "street" they look like they are blocking attacks from invisible ninjas
Dude! Why are you fighting invisible Ninjas! Stop flailing your arms around like a windmill.
Along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.
asshole: "What is that outside?"
you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."
asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."
you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."
Toking in public places but in a fashion where no one notices.
The other day me and my friends went to Sacramento and ninja toked at the state capital.
1.Of or relating to a ninja being highly skilled in combat, stealth, and covert actions. Most often known for being stealthy and deadly assassins.
2. The ability to perform duties efficiently and without hesitation to the highest level of perfection without detection
3.An action against a person without the victim knowing what hit them
In MMA, Travis The Hurricane's fighting skill can only be described one way...Ninja Style
In Oregon Trail II, this term is used when someone in your wagon party dies inexplicably from cholera.
Jebediah has died of ninja cholera.
How the hell?!