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When you're eating ass, and the person farts in your mouth.
I was giving Sarah a nice rim job, I didn't expect to get an egg tart.
Crack open 3 eggs into a bowl
5 tablespoons of sugar
Let sit for 6 hours in the hot sun
Put in freezer for 10 hours
Cook for 5 minutes at 500 degrees
Put in lukewarm water until thawed
Pour into toaster oven and see if it works
If it doesn't then that's too bad
Hey, want some sweet eggs?
A scotch egg where the sausage meat is replaced by minced up lamb doner meat. Turns your guts inside out.
Cor blimey! I had a death egg last night and I am ripping today! peeeeewwwwy!
Suddybuddy's secret that she accidentally gave to Diego
haha suddy remember egg water?
Coffee with raw eggs. Simple yet delicious. Critics say it is even better than egg tarts.
"This is so much better than egg tags"
- Yil on his 100th egg coffees -
Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.
Have you tried egg laying before?
A saying between persons made to sound like an inside joke and have other people who do not know the saying be confused.
Fun Fact : Initially created by Gavin, Zach, and Mike.
Person A : "Dude I was boilin' eggs with your mother last night.
Things got hot and some shells were cracked, if ya know what I mean."
Person B : "Dude you did THAT to my mom?!"
Person C : "What does Boilin' Eggs mean?"
*Person A and Person B give a blank stare to person C*
Person A & B in unison to Person C : "How do you NOT know what that means?! You don't deserve to know..."
*Person C looks it up on Urban Dictionary the night after the incident and feels like a dumbass