Random
Source Code
Random
A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.
“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”
A hand job where one hand whacks the top of your knob like you’re slapping out dollar bills for a cheap rate hooker
Got a quality hand pay from my bitch last night. Lasted almost fifty bucks.
A pay cow is person who is far too easily persuaded to fund any number of projects, causes, or content creators.
Grift YouTuber: "Donate to my Patreon so I can keep making videos about {insert grift topic}
Bob: "Ok! I can donate $10.00 a month to this guy!"
Jenna: "Don't be a pay cow, Bob. This guy only posts AI script videos. Spend it on something that matters."
For this month you have to let your girlfriend pay for any dates, food, etc. You deserve prince treatment <3
Omg it’s National let your gf pay month, let your girlfriend treat you to a meal you deserve it ;)
-Section 1. All employers are hereby required to pay all their employees receiving a basic salary of not more than P1,000 a month, regardless of the nature of their employment, a 13th-month pay not later than December 24 of every year.
-Sec. 2. Employers already paying their employees a 13th-month pay or its equivalent are not covered by this Decree.
-Sec. 3. This Decree shall take effect immediately.
Done in the City of Manila, this 16th day of December 1975.
agent: Hey! did you already get youre 13th month pay??
agent2: hell fucking i didn't! im broke as hell this coming holiday... damn those fucking asshole Boss! screw them!
Yo dude thanks for giving me a hand with my broken computer, chepinet do pai po
i wanna cuss but they have adults around or i’m in a public place and i don’t wanna embarrass myself
man this is pay pay !