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Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
Aka: weeds
A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.
Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.
Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.
Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."
"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"
"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"
"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.
I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night
A mod for Bloons TD Battles that replaces monkey towers by plants, esp. from the PvZ franchise against the bloon ferocity, which the player has to survive against bloons using plants and upgrade them strategtically.
Created by Otheruser325 and is available to get on NexusMods.
"Playing some Plants vs. Bloons with my friends because why the heck not?"
A mod for Bloons TD Battles that adds plants from Plants vs. Zombies in the game, replacing Monkeys respectively that both players must fight against an onslaught of Bloons and try to survive until someone loses the game.
It is also available in NexusMods since PvB is just a fun and PvZ-esque mod for everyone for BTD Battles.
"Playing some Plants vs. Bloons is definitely worth it and it is fun as well."
Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant
Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie