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The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.
Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?
Look at that defense!
That ain't just any defense! That's a Hostin Post defense!
adj. 1) Used to describe when someones exaggerated stereotypical behavior, that they themselves actually neither are a part of nor actually like/agree with, imitates that of a lifestyle, trend, or social category liked by other people somewhere. 2) This can be when a person is making an attempt to be ironic or to make fun of a specific group, by pretending to be one of them, with out making it obvious to the common passer-by that they do not think what they are listening to, wearing, doing and/or saying, is actually 'cool'.
-Usually done with at least a somewhat malicious intent.
-this is usually used to describe long term behavior.
-this person must actually belong to a different social group than they are post pseudo portraying.
-in some cases this person may have previously been a member of the social group they are now post pseudo'ing, and then went through a period of being over it, before cycling back again with post pseudo intentions.
-if someone post pseudos for too long they are at risk of suddenly or gradually realizing they can no longer tell if whether they think what they're doing is funny or if they genuinely enjoy it.
-people who post pseudo often actually hate everything and everyone.
a gay acting as -> post pseudo straight.
art student -> post pseudo bro.
any non Tumblrific person -> post pseudo seapunk.
'' -> post pseudo kawaii.
hipster -> post pseudo 100 or post pseudo ghetto fab.
african american ->post pseudo neo-Nazi
metropolitan -> post pseudo scenester .
Post that isn’t connected to anything or anyone just a though
I was talking to micheal about how I wanna get rich before everybody is and he got a offended it’s just a general post
That moment after you fuck someone really good
I had to clean myself up Post Bone
That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.
"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."
Referring to any mammal that is past the breastfeeding phase of their lifespan. To be "Milky" would imply that one is currently suckling the milk.
Tom: "I got post milky when I was 2"
Jared: "Oh yeah? I was milky with your mom last night"
Tom: "Fuck you, Jared"