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one in the pink, four in the stink
"Dude, after I was done giving her Satan's Handshake it looked like a lower-case "i" down there."
"Did you tell her when you were going to do it, or did you surprise her?"
"It was getting heated, then I said, 'It's a pleasure to meet you,' and she knew Satan's Handshake was going to come next."
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A discord server filled with simps and idiots
Person: This place looks like Satan's Children
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When you're hitting the bong and you accidentally suck up bong water. Bong water that is spit out as a result of satan's straw is referred to as satan's spit
-*hitting bong* *slurps up water and chokes* dude wtf?
- lol fuckin satan's straw dude
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A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.
Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.
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A really nasty, bad, bowel churning shit. The kind that burns.
Ben: Aight man I gotta shed some Satan's Tears.
Nate: Haha laters.
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JOS: A Hitler cult of Satanic Christians and Christian Satanists who can't tell the difference between Jesus and Satan. They are scared of bees and angels. They confuse fiction with fact and vice versa. They can't tell the difference between ancient deities and goetic demons. They worship aliens and hate all Jews but Zecharia Sitchin who wrote the JOS bible. The JOS Priest and Priestess pretend to be psychic and powerful to impress angry rebellious teenagers who hate their parents.
By the power of Satanic Jesus, only the Joy of Satan may enter the kingdom of Helven! Amen.
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A stick decorated with the top of a deer skull posted on the top, a bandana wrapped around the skull, and barbed wire strechiung the length of the stick. Used to scare stupid, ignorant campers at the hunting lodge at Philmont, NM.
Dude, I just scared this hiker shitless. Seriously. When he saw the satan stick, he just shat himself.
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