Heating up your ships main cannon

Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)

Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.

Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA

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fly the space ship through the r

Err It means the willy going into the vaginal Crease. Ie some retard just cant say I want to have sex

Jenny will you let me fly the space ship through the r Because you make me so randy.

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Fly The Space Ship Through The Rings Of Uranus

To ass mongle. see also kit kat not to be confused with Kit-Kat

Robx can't find no manlove so he flyspace ship through the rings of uranus. He's such a chode

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SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP

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SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE

super happy go go love shine rainbow mega happy pink fluffy cloud police not included, may contain extreme levels of wapage

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super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one

a sharpner company

super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one

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We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank

The album which will make Modest Mouse a sell out when it is released on March 20, 2007.

I hope Modest Mouse breaks up before they release We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, so that one of the best indie bands ever will not sell out.

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