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Mikaela's coined term meaning internal gasp, sense of surprise in understanding something about yourself that you did not realize before
OMG! *internal shock*
a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity
Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.
the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit
I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.
-that fucking pillock did it again!
When someone is naked and another passes behind them and blows a concentrated stream of air up the naked person's ass hole without them expecting it.
I totally butt shocked him when he was sleeping.
The act of dying whilst masturbating
My grandad died from Cum Shock
That moment when you are paralyzed in a facepalming state and almost in pain after hearing the stupidest thing ever
Person 1 : I don't like buying boxes because they are always empty.
Person 2 : Wow, you just put me in Stupid Shock. It literally hurts to contemplate your stupidity right now.
Whrn you spit on his dick then stick a finger in his butthole.
It was Justin's birthday, so I gave him that shock tuah.
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