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When you are having sex really fast and you want it slow.
"Slow your roll" "Slow Roll it for a sec"
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1) some good sex.
2) a cocktail containing gin and orange juice.
Jane: hey jaime let have a slow comfortable screw
Jaime: yer ok
Chris: mad sluts can i film it?
Jaime and Jane: sure!
Jane to bar-tender: hey can i have a slow comfortable screw?
Bar-tender: sure meet me out the back in 5.
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Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's moist vagina and continues to leave it there for hours until it is "fall off the bone soft".
I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great.
We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.
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This is another name for sizzurp, or codeine/promethazine syrup. The use of this concoction originates from the big H, Houston, Texas. It will have you feelin' fine.
Who tryna lean and sip that slow motion potion ya'll?
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Derogatory slang word for the Ford 5.0 V8 engine.
I smoked a five-point-slow Mustang today.
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Derived from the Canadian lifestyle of Scarborough folk, a "Scarborough Slow Dance" is basically rape in a back alley.
Yo, that bitch looks fine... I'm gonna give her the old Scarborough Slow Dance...
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Slower than shit.
A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.
As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.
Citizen 2: Hey Cit-1, you see that movie online last night?
Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!
Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?
Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.
Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::
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