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honey.
(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))
Mom, could you please pass the regurgitated flower sperm?
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The act of jizzing in the family pool and getting multiple girls pregnant....
Grandmom: how did you get knocked up again??
Mom: I went swimming in your pool...
Son: OH FUCK
thats a redneck sperm bank...
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Obedient Sperm Receptacle
An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.
Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!
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Perfect Insult for disgusting men.
Person 1: "That George deserved going to jail, he was always just rotten chili sperm."
Person 2: "Good Riddance"
When you bust a nut in a girl and kill yourself during penetration.
How's Rachel?
Dude, she cheated on me.
What the fuck?! Are you okay, man?
Yeah. I'm thinking about Cumikaze / Sperm Harbour-ing her.
wasted sperm cell is an insult you can use on somebody to say that they are a worthless piece of s*it. but keep in mind this insult is so bad it got me suspended from school for 3 days
example: youre dad wasted a sperm cell
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