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When a man is subjected to cold temperatures and his testes shrivel up inside his body like a pre-pubescent boy. It's almost as if he is attempting to purposefully hide his testes from customs.
Man it's so cold out here... My balls are so shriveled, it's like I'm smuggling grapes over here.
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Two people shit in a bucket, the guy fucking stamps on it then sticks his foot in her vagina.
(you can do this in solidarity, but its tough...trust me)
"Hey Amy, just ate a burrito, wanna get 'the grapes of wrath' tonight?"
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a meme dating back to around november 2018. it refers to “they” (they being scientists, i think) using an automated surgery system to peel back the skin of a grape. also a good conversation ender.
jill: i’m so sick and tired of how you treat me, you never pay attention to me and never think of me! this is why i’m breaking up with you.
bubba: they did surgery on a grape
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Semen, cum, jizz, manbutter, spooge. You get the idea.
Drama Kid 1: She needs to stop drinking so much grape soda!
Drama Kid 2: Ohhh, snap.
Slutty Girl: What?
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The act of getting Sexually assaulted in a very violent way; Generally getting a asshole resizing.
Guy: Bro there eating my ass in this game so hard is like I'm getting Graped Aped.
Other guy: Damn man rip to ya.
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A ‘Burger and Grape Snow Cone’ is an outdated courting method where a man takes a girl on a date, but rather than raping her, the man spends most of the date making sure she is having a good time. The man would often drop the girl off, safely, back at home.
This metaphor would later confuse a younger generation of Tik-Tok users, who are used to everything being a sexual euphemism, as it often is in “Bro-Country.”
“You know in that song Chattahoochee when he says ‘Settle for a Burger and a Grape Snowcone” he is actually talking about getting some dome?” - Some dumb bitch on Tik-Tok.
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When you put grapes on a string and insert them into someone's asshole. That person then squeezes their ass, crushing the grapes while the first person drinks the dirty grape juice.
Mike put the string in her ass and rubbed her pussy, causing her to orgasm. She then squeezed her asshole while Mike licked up the dirty grape juice.
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