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Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.

Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"

by JimmyTI May 16, 2023


cold bat

The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.

I was challenged by my friend once to do a cold bat while my parents are sleeping.

by ObamaPear April 24, 2020


spark a bat

Bat.

a BIG marijuana joint. Spark. Fire; as in light the joint.

Crank up your speakers, sit back and spark a bat.

by vajhra March 05, 2011


Cuckoo Bats

A funny kind of crazy but on the verge of lunacy. You definitely want to be a part of something that’s cuckoo bats but have an exit strategy. You never want to be responsible for activities that result from acting cuckoo bats, hence the afore mentioned exit strategy.

That sounds cuckoo bats, let’s do it!

Nope, that’s cuckoo bats, I’m staying right here.

by Meridianprice August 22, 2021


Bats Moment

When something stupid happens when it shouldn't work as it has.

I have had a bats moment.

by Crxissxnt December 02, 2022


Tid-Bat

when someone is just trying to say tad-bit but messes up the vowels.

Ethan said, "I'm a tid-bat pissed right now." Then Ashley laughs, "It's a tad-bit, not a tid-bat."

by sugar pie honey bunch April 22, 2009


Bling Bat

Some who wear fake bling

Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018