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An operating system made by Microsoft in 1995. Instead of a "desktop," it used a "room," where all your programs were objects lying around the room. It also had little talking characters (including a dog named Rover) which tried to give helpful advice but were usually just annoying. If you've never heard of it before, do a search on it or something.
Have you ever used Microsoft Bob? That talking dog is so f*cking annoying!
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When a girl has to make up a reason to not have sex with a guy after she realizes he has a micropenis. Common bobs evacuations are "I have to attend a funeral" and "my grandma needs more home"
Rachael: So I heard you guys went all the way. How did it go?
Jordy: I thought it was gonna be good but I had to do a bobs evacuation.
This guy was hired by the US military to attempt to reverse-engineer an unknown physics defying air-craft - until he realized that keeping this technology a secret was a crime against humanity - so he came forward with his story. His college attendance was wiped from existence by the government in order to discredit him. We know that he actually DID go to MIT because of a newspaper article about Bob that the government seemingly missed.
Person 1: Did you hear that Bob Lazar was on an episode of The Joe Rogan Podcast?
Person 2: No is it good?
Person 1: Joe Rogan Podcast check it out!
The Cult of Bob is a cult in which people praise Bob the Almighty, in a religion known as Bobism.
Guy: Have you heard of the Cult of Bob?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m in it!
Guy: What do you do in there?
Guy 2: Build temples, worship, invite people, climb the wall, do rituals…
Guy: Pls let me join…
The act of surprising someone with a painting and/or print that features at least one happy little tree.
You just got Bob Rossed.
I'm gonna Bob Ross Susan today. She seems down and probably needs a happy little tree painting.
I'm Bob Rossing so hard this week.
A person well known on the Jake Verda Discord server. He is very not based.
"Chill Bob is sometimes a person of colour."
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Incredibly old, host of The Price is Right. Also freakishly strong, as shown in Happy Gilmore.
"I hate that Bob Barker!"
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
-Adam Sandler
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