Racist white woman who annoys Black people and People of Color
Me:Standing in line at a store minding my business
Karen: Nigger move to the back
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Dangerous species, if you ever see this monstrosity in the wild then simply chant this poem "hippity hoppity stop your fuckery" and snatch those kids back. But be very carefull she always wants to speak with your manager even if you just hopped out of thy great womb one nanosecond ago
TAKE THEM KIDS FROM THAT CUM SPERM OF AN ANIMAL NAMED KAREN
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Karen you filthy bitch let me out of this definition at once and let me see my children
Karen, you took everything you slut
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Either the mother wanting the manager with a short haircut and blonde hair, or a poor innocent soul who got the shittiest name existing in man kind. Karen complains to the manager about everything. Her kid is gay? Blame it on the manager. Sheβs a bitch? Blame it on the manager. She is the embodiment of r/entitledparents and is proud of it.
Amy: Boss, a lady wants to complain to you.
Boss: Oh, is she Karen?
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Karen is a bitch till you get to know her. Than after a while she opens up. Than shes this super cool spunky chic that you will never beef with
Guy: Who the fuck is that whore
Me: Oh thats just Karen.
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Dumb mothafuckas who don't follow rules and scream like a damn monkey and cough in people's face, usually takes the kids and snorts cocaine, usually found in a dirty restroom drinking the toilet water
fuck those Karens
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Like people say, Karen will take your kids and most definitely speak to your manager. While that Is true - I have another thing to add. Not only will Karen take your kids, she'll keep your birthday gifts too. I know from experience. She took my gifts..-
People also say that Karen may look like a mid age white woman with blond hair cut in a bob who drives a Volvo. Mostly true. My Karen is olive skinned, brunette in a bob and she does in fact drive a Volvo. She also drives a mini cooper. She has 2 adopted kids because she had an abortion years ago and now she can never get pregnant. Thank you Jesus.
Person 1: "I can't believe my aunt kept my birthday gifts from me!"
Person 2: "she kept your gifts from you?! What a Karen!"
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