mother hugger

its like mother f*****, but it's a bad word, you can't get in trouble.

someone is pissing you off and then you can say "Stupid mother hugger" or something like that.

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half mother

your half-brother's mother

Sam and Calvin have the same father but different mother's. Sam's mother Lydia is Calvin's half mother.

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Mother Eff

A 'cleaner' version of Motherfucker, without the "fucker". However, the term is used as if you were simply saying 'damn' or 'fuck', not as if you were saying MF.

This is often heard in very conservative boarding schools, where the students are warned not to use any explicit language, or severe consequences will follow.

1. "Mother Eff", I got an F in that English paper.
2. mom- "GO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE"
son- "Right while I was watching the mighty boosh, Mother Eff"
3. "Mother Eff", that sucks.

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mother's cure

A suburban housewife solution to the daily doldrums. Recipe: Oxycontin + Jack Daniel's

Random person: Hey Suzy, how do you make it through these hard ass days?
Suzy Jenkins: A little concotion I came up with myself that I call the mother's cure. Oxycontin washed down with Jack D. Put it in a cup it looks like iced tea.

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my mother

it's the funniest person who i know. often it's very very severe with me, but she does 'cause for my sake. i love her. sometimes i hate her attitude.

an advice: treat her with kindness 'cause she give you everything, everything that you need.

me: i love you more than anything
my mother: do you need money or anything?

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Mother function

The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.

Forget this mother function test

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Mother’s Cum

(Countable)
1) The cum of a mindless male/female.
2) The cum of a male/scorpion being jizzed on.

A piece of my mother’s cum.

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