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Whilst copulating, the act of scooping peanut butter into ones hand and smacking his/her partner across the face while proclaiming "How you like me now bizznitch!"
I've gave Matt the Peanut Butter Smack 5 times now since he moved in!
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1. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having someone lick it off.
2. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having a dog lick it off.
~What I did to your mom last night.
~And your dad.
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The most amazing thing.
1/4 cup"Jiff" Peanut butter.
2 slices Cheap White bread.
1/4 cup "Smuckers" Any flavored jelly.
Bombdiggity.
"bubble bubble bubbly"
-Inhale
"keep it goin, keep it goin, its still cherried!"
Exhale-
"Dude, I'm hungry.."
"Peanut Butter and Jelly??"
"hahaha, yeah."
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmm.
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A post-anal handjob.
After a long day working the back door, he got a peanut butter handjob as a reward.
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After a particularly greasy, oily, and runny dump, you realize you are out of toilet paper. Having no choice, you pull up your pants and head off to work with turds and the like all intertwined with your butt hair thus giving the appearance of peanut butter in the carpet.
My girlfriend puked last night in the middle of my bj. Turned out she found some peanut butter in the carpet.
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This is a sexual action you perform on someone who is highly allergic to peanuts. About an hour before you have sex, take standard peanut butter and spread it over your entire penis. Next wash off the peanut butter so that it is not visible, but the residue still remains. Then you have sex with the special individual, who will not notice right away, but the next morning she will feel very uncomfortable. When she checks herself out she will see a large rash in her vaginal area from the peanuts and think that you gave her herpies.
"Hey I heard you had sex with Loreah last night!"
"Yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so I gave her the peanut butter penis!"
"Haha no way...blllllattttt!!"
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the art of saving a chair or sitting place, once you leave that spot.
i got up from my chair and called peanut butter schpaloozy, thus saving my chair for future use.
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