muddy river

where a girl takes a massive dump on your lap and makes you piss yourself

merlin miranda got her revenge on me by tieing me to a chair and performing a muddy river on my lap.

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nile river

The 'river' that starts in the gap between your pecs and runs down the gap between your abs. People with defined chests will brag that water can flow down it, much like a river. Usually called a Nile River because of the Nile's overall straightness.

I've been workin' out so hard lately I'm gettin a Nile River

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Tingly River

The only possible way to describe the feeling one gets while your boyfriend eats you out with a Halls cherry flavored cough drop in his mouth.

(Her)Babe, she’s feeling a little weird right now… (Him) What do you mean? (Her) It’s a little tingly and cold down there, the cough drops are doing something… (Him) Can you describe it? (Her) It’s like a “tingly river” flowing through my body!

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river rock

the shitist drink in the world that tastes like shit and gives ppl diarria do not drinkm river rock it will give u rebola

river rock tastes like shit

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salty river

When you cum inside of your girl, then she squirts it into your mouth.

I got a little too drunk and decided to eat the salty river after some good sex.

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River bong

Lame ass holes trying to get high with dirty water and bottles, the poorest way of sucking bongs, and the best way to catch diseases

Yoo I just sucked a river bong man I'm battered.... no you just got aluminium poisoning and 20 different diseases

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porkin’ the river

Take a can of Busch’s baked beans, specifically Busch’s beans, take the lid off the can and let It marinate in river water for exactly 15 minutes, if you have it in to short the beans don’t get enough river water in then and if you do it too long the beans simply float out of the can. After the 15 minutes you proceed to use the can of beans as a pocket pussy. If you are feeling bold instead of taking off the lid you can cut a hole in the top

“Hey bro what are you doing later”

“Nothing much just going to be porkin’ the river”

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