The act of procrastination by jerking off.
How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back
"Squeezing ween".
Frozen kool-aid or fruit juice in a plastic or styrofoam cup, usually sold by the local candy lady in the neighborhood.
Mike: I'm going to the candy lady house to get a pineapple squeeze cup !
Red: Okay, bring me a pineapple squeeze cup and two pickle eggs.
an activity people engage in for the pleasure of getting their straw squeezed😏
Bautista likes squeezing the straw. The straw is his
To extract poop from one’s anus, with force
I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.
jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.
hey look it's jack my main squeeze the terrorist
A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.
Also asswipe
Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that
Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze