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squeezing ween

The act of procrastination by jerking off.

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".

by Clydexmusic May 14, 2022


Squeeze cup

Frozen kool-aid or fruit juice in a plastic or styrofoam cup, usually sold by the local candy lady in the neighborhood.

Mike: I'm going to the candy lady house to get a pineapple squeeze cup !

Red: Okay, bring me a pineapple squeeze cup and two pickle eggs.

by Real Phacts June 28, 2020


Squeezing the straw

an activity people engage in for the pleasure of getting their straw squeezed😏

Bautista likes squeezing the straw. The straw is his

by appleeeegirlll July 14, 2024


log squeeze

To extract poop from one’s anus, with force

I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.

by VanillaThunder96 May 13, 2023


jack my main squeeze

jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.

hey look it's jack my main squeeze the terrorist

by jsbshhahaha bahah June 29, 2019


dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe

Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze

by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024


Love squeeze

Friends with benefits

How are you and your love squeeze?

by Ajhowie3 March 1, 2017