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Tom Cruise

A really crappy actor who is trying to promote scientology *see also fraud* but doing a really bad job of it. He has also been flipping out at everyone who does not agree with him.

"And you know, you always have to look at someone who criticizes you, you have to look at them and say, okay, so? Who is that person? Why? What do they know?"
-Tom Cruise

He is obviously a hypocrite too.

guy 1 - who's that guy freaking out on the news?
guy 2 - o that's Tom Cruise. He's an insane psycho freak.

by SkaSkankDownParty July 1, 2005

479πŸ‘ 153πŸ‘Ž


Tom Kaulitz

The sexy hexy guitarist for the German band Tokio Hotel that won the 2009 MTV EMA award for Best Group.

Famous for his attire, laidback attitude about sex (though he is now on the lookout for love), endless supply of sex jokes, and being ten minutes older than TH's vocalist, Bill Kaulitz. Some of Tom's other claims to fame include singing the harmony at the end of Monsoon (fifty seconds that has lead the TH fanbase to call it the Tom chorus), saying "sexy hexy" in one of the TH TV videos, humping his flying-V during concerts, and slapping one of the veiled TH stalkers while telling her to stay away from him, the band, and the Kaulitz family. He backup sings "raise your hands together” in the chorus of Raise Your Hands in both versions, along with Georg Listing.

Despite being a sex-obsessed playboy, Tom’s a pretty cool guitarist--though he doesn't know the first thing about reading music (he taught himself to pick out chords). His fanbase is made up of people who dream that they can change Tom from the luster that he identifies as, to a lover.

He has a lip ring, pierced ears, and wears baggy clothing. He used to have dreadlocks, but now has black cornrows. (Wanksta/wigger.)

TH's latest album Humanoid, has reminded fans that he's super-sexy hexy Tom Kaulitz. Thousands hope to be the one to change him. Change may be on Tom's current agenda, but fame and fortune are definitely at the forefront--he's a star, and he does what he wants.

Lexi: Tom. is. so. sexii hexii.
Razzle: Who?
Lexi: TOM KAULITZ! FROM TOKIO HOTEL.
Razzle: Please don't talk about him.
Lexi: BUT! WAH?! HE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT.
Razzle: Ew.

by Maerylihn November 7, 2009

134πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Sketchy Tom

Engaging in the stalking of someone over the internet, similar to a peeping tom.

I got wierd email from a man i dont know, i think he was pulling a Sketchy Tom.

by Jesse B February 6, 2006

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Tom Grennan

He is the best singer ever, so underrated! He has a dog called Marmite and his 1st album is called Lighting Matches. He is originally from Bedford but now based in London.

Lighting Matches tracks:

1 Found what I’ve been looking for(most popular song)

2 Royal Highness

3 Barbed Wire

4 Run in the rain

5 Aboard

6 Lighting Matches

7 Lucky ones

8 Sober

9 I might

10 Make β€˜em like you

11 Something in the water (his 1st song)

12 Little by little love

13 Praying

14 Secret Lover

15 Sweet Hallelujah

16 Chase and Status ft Tom Grennan (acoustic) all goes wrong

Best album ever!

Tom Grennan is used to make music better than all this chart rubbish.

Tom Grennan is used to make music better than all this chart rubbish.

by Qsx November 2, 2019

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Tom holland

A sexy British actor who plays spiderman and is super hot

Tom Holland is the sexiest man alive

by Mrs. Tom Holland September 2, 2018

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


tom cruise

A moron who likes jumping on couches and has absolutely no consideration for other people's furniture. He also looks like a gorilla when he jumps on a couch. But moving on... he has absolutely no expression or emotion in his movies except for war of the worlds in which he looked rather constipated.

tom cruise- I LOVE KATIE HOLMES SO MUCH I'M GONNA DESTROY OPRAH'S COACH. I'M SURE SHE WON'T MIND.
me- go jump on your own couches

tom cruise- OMG I AM SO AWESOME. GO ME. EVERYONE LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY ABOUT SCIENCE AND STUFF. I ROCK!!!
me- what?! you expect me to listen to you when you start lecturing about science?! go bother katie holmes but not me.

by je m'appelle moi January 10, 2006

230πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


Tom Delay

Suspect in an U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Command(CID) probe into loan sharking, cash-for-title, and sleazy collection agency fraud that had been feasting on and victimizing U.S. Army soldiers around Texas army installations, most notably Fort Hood. Keynote speaker for cash-for-title industry, and perrenial consumer of their lobbying dollars. Former legislative champion for bottom-feeder predatory industries. Resigned when indicted in Texas for unrelated tomfoolery.

He cares about her about as much as Tom Delay gives a shit if a soldier gets his car repoed while risking his life in Iraq over a $200 loan. What a turd.

by huronking March 22, 2009

33πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž