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sexual fetish, involving the growth and insertion of long toenails or a toedo(see definition..) into any appropriate orifice. mostly a heterosexual practice; frowned upon in gay community as too freaky.
Lauren was so pleased when Zach grew his toenails out for their anniversary. He knew how hot toe shanking was.
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Shank your nan is a term roadmen use to intimidate people. Shank means stab. And your nan is commonly used among the new generation, for example “suck ur nan”.
Will-“if you tell them mun, I’m gonna shank your nan”.
James-“sorry man I won’t say a word”.
Will-“shut up or I swear blud, I’m gonna shank your nan”.”go suck ur nan”.
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When you shank someone right after you rape them. Commonly used in prison situations.
Inmate 1: Did you hear about inmate 3?
Inmate 2: No, what happened?
Inmate 1: He attempted to do the ol' wank n shank
after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.
I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..
n. colloquialism. expletive. A dick. see also scandinavian pig farmer, arabian cheese manufacturer, rectal cheese wire face
"Fucking annular ring shank motha fucker."
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A way of telling someone to calm down if are overreacting to a situation.
Person 1: Sorry dude, can't go to that movie. It's sold out.
Person 2: Holy shit! What the fuck? This is terrible! I can't believe this is happening! Fuck everyone!
Person: Bro! Holster your shanks!
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You are so bored that you go on to urban dictionary and look this up because you are most likely going to do this 🦵🏼🥄🤜🏾🥩🥩 and no nut November is killing you.
A yo fam I will shank your mum up fam if you don’t give me rare charizard !!!!!!!
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