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chin muff

a goatee

by Drizzew April 29, 2003

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muff goddard

alternative name to Cleveland's Fox 8 News weatherman, Dick Goddard.

I saw Muff Goddard shopping at Pat Catan's.

by nick & sean May 6, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


red muff

the female version of "blue balls"

when a female's cooch is throbbing and pulsing as a direct result of profound sexual stimulation without a climax. especially known to also occur when a male teases the shit out of a bitch but does not finish the deed.

That bitch was all over me! She definitely had red muff from last night...

After several hours of dry humping and taint fucking at the club, Sally went to bed with a sever case of red muff.

by pOoNiSh December 1, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muff gluten

MUFF GLU-TON.
A muff gluten is a man or female that craves vagina...
Also see: Butt gluten and Cock gluten

Tom H:"Moomin loves pussy; shame he never gets any."
Duke:"He is quite the muff gluten

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


muff diver

the name for a person who when licking a woman's vagina, enjoys pushing their entire head inside of the vaginal cavity

dave is a real muff diver

by fencepannel November 18, 2019

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Muff Mustard

The stuff you have to wash off your face after youโ€™ve gone down on a really wet girl, and especially so before you kiss the next one! If you don't understand that see fanny batter

I had to wipe her muff mustard off my face so I could answer the door.

by Phil Taylor March 17, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muff Hover

Muff Hovering IS THE PROCESS OF ONES Vagina Hovering 2CM from your boyfriends mouth, The female version of tea bagging.

Last night my girlfriend Muff Hovered Me.

Thats pretty tite that girl wants to muff hover you.

by Shmoe May 3, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž