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This is the birthday of someone amazing, they might look like a molerat but hey it’s okay.
“Hey you look kinda like a molerat...”
“Oh yeah i was born on May 4th”
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First day of outdoor sexual intercourse season.
"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton
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When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.
"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"
"...what the fuck is wrong with you"
31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.
"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."
"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."
Metal. Very Metal. And run around like headless chickens.
Did you see her at that concert last night??
Yeah! Doing a total Sarah-May!
Justin and May are couple goals, honestly. May is just a shy outgoing fun kind girl and a Justin is a hot guy they would be a great couple and they would be honestly amazing together. If you ever meet a May she obviously has a Justin in her life which is adorbssss.
"Justin and May!"