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Eduardo's porn addiction

when your man gets 15 tb of pure hentai on a hard drive with a slice of memes from Diego's meme addiction with segers attention span.

you my man you got a eduardo's porn addiction here bro.

by tommythecommie May 14, 2021

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ex addict

A person who remains obsessed with an ex lover, continuing to maintain communication long after the breakup and harboring visions of getting back together despite multiple failed attempts.

Rog: So you coming to the holiday party?
Tom: Yeah, for shizzle
Rog: Bringing anyone?
Tom: I was thinking about asking my ex wife
Rog: Damn yo, you're still into that?
Tom: What can I say?
Rog: You're a serious ex addict, bro. Might want to get that looked into
Tom: Yeah, I know. I like the punishment

by FriendOrFlake December 3, 2014

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Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD)

Extreme craving for blogging.

An extension of the Internet Addiction Disorder or (IAD).

WhatΒ΄s going on with Sara? She looks so weird.
ItΒ΄s a BAD day today for her.
HowΒ΄s that?
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD). No Internet connection for the last hour an a half so, no blogging no life.

by rperazag May 8, 2010

97πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Doodle Jump addiction (DJA)

Doodle Jump addiction Is a medical disorder which originates from playing the popular iPod , ipad , and iPhone game excessively. This dissorder is a
permenant one and no treatment or cure has been found so far.
Symptoms: bags under eyes, halucinating green and blue platforms before your eyes, hearing gameplay
sounds at random times and Prolonged imaginary conversations with the game's charater, Doodler .

Joey: Dude, what's up with John?
Gregg: he's got Doodle Jump addiction (DJA), dude.
John: Dont worry doodler I'll save you... Hehe..hehe..

by Salem k April 21, 2010

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome

A condition where a person is highly susceptible to becoming addicted to technological gadgets or online tools.

Also known as CAPS

I can't get off Facebook. I totally have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

My parents won't get me an Xbox because I have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

by Ha-Ha Sister June 5, 2009


Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)

The disease for a person who's too addicted to their ipod or other mp3 to pay attention to anyone or anything and is not able to enjoy their life.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's up with that dude? All he does is sit and play with his ipod."
Guy 2: "I don't know dude, I think he has Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)."
Guy 1: "Oh. Sucks to be him."

by Olisaurus March 14, 2010

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A mental disorder causing one to go to convenience stores for non-necessity products. (usually enhanced by munchies)

Yo Nick has the worst CSAS (Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome), last night when we were cruising he went to 7-11 three times.

by The Z The M December 25, 2010

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