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yo wagwan piff ting
The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.
This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.
For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.
When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.
Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.
Roadman - Yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?
A girl with common sense - Wasteman.
wat you should do at parties.. you know..
Hey everyone let's put on Oprah and stank dis bad ting up!!
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This is a collection of colloquilisms, bare is a prefix to a noun to describe the amount of the subject, man is a colloquilism for men, grimey is an adverb to describe unpleasent violence or action and ting is to exagerate the aformetioned sentance.
The bitch be arguing
Shawty be tripping? Bare man get grimey ting
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When someone says something right or justified, this is the above response.
Or, it can be used as an agreement when someone states something.
Alie... dun know bout dat 'ting!
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When you are morbidly obese or very known around the block, everything you do is a Big man ting yeh so you are doing big man tings yeh.
Opp:Pull up bitch.
Big man:I'm comin big man tings yeh.
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something you scream (usually male) during sexual intercourse.
Kiki: *moans like a girl*
Drake: ting tang wala wala bing bang
when you would "do" a girl (or guy) once. usually they are hot but a bad person.
"damn that girls hot i'd tap dat ting one time" (in a jamacian accent)
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