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Niggered in the asshole

When you get rekt by a sweaty 11 year old and you spurt out a angry sentence.

Aw shucks I just got Niggered in the asshole!

by RealWordedW February 9, 2021


Helpful Asshole

Someone who appears to be helpful but really is not helpful at all. Gives you more information than you had previously but not enough to do anything with it.

The IT guy is such a helpful asshole. He told me he knew how to fix my email but he has no intention of fixing it.

by Diet Dr. Pepper9 January 9, 2009


anchors and assholes

Its used for an extremely difficult but almost impossible situation, but its when you finally pull threw and get the job done Anchors and assholes!

on a boat catching a 300 pound plus fish using light weight fishing equipment spending hours out on the boat and somehow finally managing to get the fish in your position, freaking anchors and assholes

by flathead saunders November 18, 2010


Proffesional Asshole

A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)

(Pretends to straighten tie)The proffesional asshole is here

by Peewee-hermanizer January 2, 2015


golden asshole

This person can do no wrong in your book. They are up on a pedestal

She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole

by Kgrosho February 12, 2017


Vocal Asshole

A fart

Dude I had a few vocal assholes in math class today

by lockenload23 January 5, 2017


asshole anaconda

A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.

I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!

by danofiremano December 7, 2013