Bacon Sex

Often known as Kilpatrick Filattio, but can be any kind of sex involving bacon wrapped around and/or stuffed inside appendages or orifices

S.C.: How 'bout it then?
S.K.: Mind if we try Bacon Sex?
S.C.: Of course not, sex is the second best use for Bacon

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Bacon powder

Asked, rather than simply stated, it is a substitute for 'beg your pardon?', used as it sounds the same when said in a particular manner, a la Wayne in Waynes's World

"Uh, bacon powder? Excuse me?"

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Bacon Lung

Swine flu.

Since I caught the disease, every time I inhale I hear an oinking noise in my chest. Must be a case of bacon lung.

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drop a baconator

the inevitable shit which proceeds from the consumption of Wendy's Baconator or other Wendy's meals/food

before we start the movie tonight i better go drop a baconator, i'll be right back (in 15 minutes)

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Sea Bacon

Smoked salmon; the bacon of the sea.

*Whilst eating smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel* Man this sea bacon is good!

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Bacon and Smegs

A tasty morning snack composed of both crispy bacon and smegma over easy

Hey man my dad just bought us some smegma want me to cook us up some bacon and smegs?

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pussy bacon

when a fat, old, ex pregnant or just plain ugly chikka is getting Labiaplasty usually something like the The Barbie a to remove her saggy labia the plastic surgeon uses a surgical laser to cut off her meat flap wings in the process cooking the removed labia turning it into tasty pussy bacon

" another beverly hills designer vagina! now what to do with all this pussy bacon"

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