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curtis barnes

Fit!!

Curtis barnes is fit

by Abcdefghijklmnopqrst March 31, 2020


barn fuck

A midnight run where two or more bros break into a barn and sodomize the living shit out of every animal. Viagra is also involved so it results in a gargantuan bone orgy.

Kyle and Sheldon fill their pockets to the brim with Viagra, patiently waiting till midnight for a much anticipated Barn Fuck.

by Majorly Beagle February 24, 2016


barning

v. Doing any work in a barn or other outbuilding on a farm. Often used by people new to the rural life.

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Gotta get up early to plow the lower forty; then I got some barning to get after.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021


Barning

Refers to edgy lyrical content similar to "legendary" ex-Cannibal Corpse and Six Feet Under vocalist Chris Barnes'. Lyrics that someone who's Barning would write include counts of rape, murder, torture, necrophilia, and misogyny. Barning can also refer to the annoying grunting that Chris Barnes calls his scream, which is made fun of on a daily basis by vocalists who actually know what they're doing.

Bro that new RealBand song was cool, but the vocalist was fuckin' Barning, bro.

by ParrotSqawk March 4, 2022


JAIL BARN

to hold an entity liable to conviction without an due with an right.

He's an jail barn.

by On thee trend January 9, 2020


Hoyt Barnes

an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)
One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.
A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.
An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.
Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.

"I really don't like those people"
"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"

by man gooch November 28, 2004


Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)

Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!

by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021