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batman (rizz weirdo)

On discord known ad the rizz God. An annoying mf who thinks he pulls bitches but they run from him. Usually they don't shower.

Oh no it's batman (rizz weirdo) we gotta go before we smell his stench!

by Batmanisstinky December 02, 2022


Batman-ness

Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.

n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.

As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."

by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020


batman toe

An optical illusion where camel toe takes on the appearance of batman in the crotch area resulting from an excessive wedge in a womans genital region from tight fitting clothes

Dam - did you see that girls ass when she bent over, her pants so tight her pussy looked like batman toe

by Mr. Wine Bag April 06, 2017


batman

it's a bat that was bitten by a radioactive man. his family was murdered to death, so he became an edgelord who beats up people until they get knocked out, but at least he has a sick song

NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAN

batman beat up my dad and now he's mentally handicapped

by CakeEatingPirate February 25, 2021


Batman

a really awwesome superhero who everyone dresses up as for halloween if they like superheroes and has everything bat-themed and literally cannot be killed because hes batman

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

by URMOMYOSUCKA November 04, 2022


batman

vengence
justice
the night
batman is what Todomu is not

“woah look it’s todomu
“he’s not batman y’know”
“damn bro that’s crazy

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 24, 2023


Batman

Is Allen Robertson

Who’s Batman?
Allen Robertson: “I am

by The Bruce Wane December 30, 2024