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NO NO NO I DONT WANT TO BECOME CHIPS
HEHEHEHE Become British ay??????
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Elite Group for Elite Individuals.
They run the entirety of Twitter.
"Those British Soccer Boys run twitter Dave be careful"
On your anniversary you have your wife or significant other peg you and then have you smoke half a cigar using your ass. Then you take it out and finish smoking it with your mouth.
I completed the British Cigar Challenge over the weekend, we had a great time.
1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)
I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch
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By and large a collective body of ignorance, living under the shadow of an archaic monarchy and easily manipulated by the blatant social programming of the mainstream media.
An article published in May 2006 in "The Sun", a British tabloid newspaper, announced that the British public had voted one-hit wonder and reality-show charlatan Will Young the most popular British artist of all time. The Beatles, commonly regarded by music critics the world over as arguably the best band of all time, barely scraped into the top 40, making number 34 in the same survey.
(See the story about The Great British Public above)
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To poop on the floor on the top level of a double decker bus.
Someone was in the first level bathroom so Becky pulled a British Upper Decker.
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Dominating, Amazing, Fast, Strong Intelligent, Caring, Monstrous, beautiful, funny accent, tea drinker, and non American but white English men, or better know as Micheal the Count Bisping
Jorge Rivera lost to Micheal Bisping because of British rape on behalf of Bisping.
British Rape is Dominating the Middle weight division in the UFC
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