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Where a man can pull his nut sack up past his belt buckle or up to his belly button
Yo, did Todd show you his chicken skin belt buckle?
Originating at Bishops University, this legendary battle occurs between two shirtless bucks who race to finish a dart while lashing each other with belts.
Regulation leather belts are encouraged, an impartial adjudicator should simultaneously spark both darts, one smoke break is allowed per match.
Chuck may have lost the dart race belt fight but Alex looked fucking mangled.
A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick
Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.
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8 trigrams 64 belts no that justu should of die out ages ages agooooooooooooooooooo
8 trigrams 64 belts no that justu should of die out ages ages agooooooooooooooooooo
*sees a girl wearing a choker*
"She has a black belt in sucking dick"
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The act of jerking off in a porta-john on Fort Bliss Texas during a howling sand storm.
Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.
when you have sex while the guy is driving and in a seatbelt and the girl is doing all the work!
Driver: want have sex on I-95
Girl: what if we crash
Driver: dont worry bout it ill buckel up
Girl: What bout me
Driver: Dont worry im a great driver
Girl:Ok we will call it Seat Belt Safty
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