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when someone breaks both of their arms and has a cast where the arms look like a cactus
Brad: Bruh did you know that Chad broke both of his arms?!
Mark: No way! He must have cactus arms!
When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus
GF: Babe, come cuddle!
BF: Not today, I'm not into cactus cuddling!
A word to describe a cactus pot that you want to put up your ass. Also can describe someone who did nothing wrong.
"If only i could put cactus pot up my ass. He did nothing wrong, he's extremely vindicated today"
A sex position where you you pin your partner against the wall with their leg raised on a 90 degree angle and the opposite arm also raised at 90 degrees. A little bit of grow out is preferred to for prickly feelings.
I had some mad sex the other night. He pulled out a the wild cactus and made me cum so hard!
When you hit your friends vape or a penjamin and you can’t stop coughing.
Friend A: Hey, hit my vape!
Friend B: Okay!
*coughing*
Friend B: SHIT! Damn Fire Cactus!
When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*