Change channels

A sudden, temporary change in personality, often creepy as hell, thought to be caused by demonic possession, as he/she who changes channels speaks with a deep, evil, echoing voice, and the eyes glow a deep, blood-red color while this is happening. A normally cheerful, skip though a field of flowers person suddenly says something like "I will feast on your flesh, and pick my teeth with your bones". Recently, scientists are dumping on the idea of demonic possession, and instead blaming it on severe and continuous exposure to insanity. Research has proven that this phenomena occurs at random, and with little to no provocation, and is a distant cousin to the shoop da whoop phenomenon.

Dude1: Yo, bra the waves are wicked today, you don't want to miss this.

Dude2: *evil demon voice* THE RESURRECTION OF LUCIFER IS COMING, WE WILL RAVAGE THE PATHETIC HUMANS AND DEVOUR THEIR PITIFUL SOULS AND USE THEIR SOULLESS REMAINS FOR CHEAP LABOR!

Dude1: Dude, you okay?

Dude2: Whoa, what happened?

Dude1: you fucking change channels on me again, you need to get a priest to check that. Comon man, you gonna miss these sweet waves.

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Change you

To change someone from walking to not walking. From speaking to not speaking. From living to not living. From alive to dead

Don’t make me change you nigga

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Dough Change

Another phrase for money or currency

"Damn dude iv spent all my dough change on cocaine."

"Yo hook me up with some dough change."

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change blunt

n - an extraordinary blunt purchased wholly from a container of blunt change-- a pleasant surprise.

We took a jar full of blunt change to the coin machine, and we were pleased when the total came to $31.07-- just enough for a change blunt.

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loose change

when you snitch then get hot lead embedded in your tongue like curtis jackson

curtis jackson snitched so he got loose change spit at him from a gun fragments are still embedded in his tongue

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Shift change

Shift change is when someone switches up to a cop, or changes shift when working, someone who snitches and breaks loyalty or when a nigga gay in jail and tells his gf at home it's shift change.

Well shift change!

Time to fuck shit up.

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Key Change

An emotional crescendo in a situation. The point at which everything seems to kick off.

Angry Guy: Whadaya mean you've been seeing someone else!
Casual Observer Guy: Oh shit, here comes the Key Change.

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