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"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.
it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".
-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"
When a person is particularly well hung
“Wow did you see that stallion“
“Holy it has Stew Cock”
artificial cock, dildo, dong
1)cucumber is kind of faux cock
2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole
Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft
Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache
The phallic shaped bulge visible to the naked eye, through a man's jeans. Usually hanging to the left or right. Jean cock is often very deceiving, as it usually appears bigger than what is actually underneath the jeans.
"Hey Nicole, did you see that guy's jean cock? He looks like he is packing some heat!"
"No, Danielle. I just fucked that guy 2 weeks ago. Such a pencil dick, I wanted to write my name with it. Jean cock strikes again..."
A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.
Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.
One who unconsciously plays with their cock or someone else's cock.
Tommy, you're a good for nothing cock fiddler! Go wash your hands!