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What your elderly, sundowner grandfather utters when the flashing red lights aren't working, just days before he starts pissing his pants in public.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
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When it is past your bedtime and you are sleepy, but you need some coffee to stay awake and tweet something for attention. In that case, some of the words in your tweet might resemble the word coffee.
Example: If Ivy wasn't my daughter, I would have covfefe her ...
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When you wake up with a strong cup of winning!!! Freedom coffee!
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Covfefe is the act of a political party being so defeated that they lie, threaten, commit treason and generally become mentally unhinged to pretend they can change the outcome of the election.
Despite the negative press covfefe
Davekrakatoa
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Covfefe....when you're tweeting drunk and fall asleep...
I'm so drunk I need a cup of covfefe
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A second-best friend, existing in one's circle of friends for approximately 5-7 years. A covfefe is promoted to brovfefe after the 7 year mark.
Me and my covfefe are going to crack a cold one one because my best friend has an exam.
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A word the Great Idiot created on twitter.
Can be used as coffee, or any word with c at the beginning.
Friends:Do you want to get some covfefe?
Me: sure.
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