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When you are not really about the ranching lifestyle (i.e. waking up at 4am, feeding the pigs, herding cattle, plowing the fields, etc.) but you love to wear and culturally appropriate the fashion.
April: What was Diplo wearing?!?! Was that a big belt buckle?
Matthew: That’s “Cowboy Drag.” He’s been doing it since Stagecoach!
Cowboy Bauer is a god of a man. He plays all the instruments but is also the biggest Chad in the world. He has a smug smile that you can see from miles away.
Bro its cowboy Bauer.
A male is going to town with a female from behind, making sure he has a firm grip on her. At this point the male will yell "RODEO!", and a group of his friends bust out of the closet and turn on the light. As the female screams and attempts to flee, the male must ride her like a cowboy, shouting and screaming "YEEHAW!" while a friend with a stopwatch times how long he will last.
Check out this rodeo cowboy. He lasted 15 seconds before she bucked him off.
( an insult used between men only: to metaphorically 'grow an extra pair of balls' ans take ones responsibilities like a grown man
Incompetent teen son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant. What do I do?
Father: cowboy up and be a dad. And btw, I am busy ( slams door in son's face)
Uncontrollable flatulence, especially noisy and oftentimes masculine in tone. Best ripped around a campfire, with other cowboys, but perfectly acceptable to pull off as a lone ranger. Knowledge of the movie Blazing Saddles is not necessary.
"Davey, I tried to sneak out some squeakers on my date last night, but unfortunately due to the excessive bean consumption, I was overcome with the Cowboy Farts!”
Having anal sex without the use of anal lube.
Hey, I heard you screaming last night.
Yeah, me and Jacob were doing it cowboy style.
A) (Verb, to get): to get your news on soc-med such as Facebook, Twitter and other social media sites
B) ( noun): the news items that's available through social media like the news column on Facebook' s right hand side.
If you are going to get a cowboy update definition a ), from such semi believable sources such as Facebook's cowboy update definition b), please learn how to think critically