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detroit eggs

Run down and runny

"Hey could I get the Detroit eggs?"

by Mr Miso December 5, 2022


detroit muskrat

The detroit muskrat is a retired hood rat with multiple baby daddies. You can usually find her on social media bashing black men because she failed at camping

Yo that detroit muskrat is crying on facebook again

by Yomommablack March 19, 2017


Detroit Jellybean

When you try to puff the butt of a cigarette and accidentally inhale it, thus chewing on a shitty jellybean

Guy: Dude hurry, our smoke break is almost up.

Dude: I just had a Detroit Jellybean, we’re good.

by Cheerio_Thief September 7, 2020


detroit hoist

The process of lifting another person using their lower genitals as an anchor point. Usually to remove them from the premises, esp. if they are already naked.

"This bitch refused to leave, so I had to Detroit hoist her out out of bed and out the door."

by Asdf Asdfovich August 21, 2017


Detroit Discount

1. Stealing an item from any retail location (generally theft under a thousand dollars), and barely getting away with it or being caught in the process. Arrest generally ensues.

Derek: So how did Daquan get that new TV for his friends?
Andrew: Oh he got it with a Detroit Discount.

by PriestOfChinChin October 12, 2017


Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.

After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak

by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017


Detroit detention

The act of hog-tying a female in bondage, usually over an exercise ball with her ass in the air, ball-gagging her, and spanking her while telling her how worthless she is until her will to fight is broken and she tickles all over the place.

If you talk to me like that again I'm going to give you Detroit detention!

by Dump truck December 6, 2016