when you take a piss while grabbing
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands
Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!
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when a girl chews 10 peppermint altoids, then places a cinnamon flavored listerine pocket pack in her mouth, then gives a blowjob
beth-"shit man, im hungry"
frank-"you want some fried chicken?"
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When someone fries (insults) someone, you turn to the insulter and say "fried five," holding up your hand for a high five.
"That's actually the ugliest shirt I've ever seen on a human being."
"FRIED FIVE!" *high five*
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Another term for being sunburned. Usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. Being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. Having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.
Person 1: Wow, you've got a really bad sunburn!
Person 2: Awww man! I'm fried crispy!
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fast food french fries that have not been salted, leaving them bland and tasteless. usually being discovered after leaving the restaurant.
1. How was Mcdonalds?
2. The burger was good but they gave me diet fries again.
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A edible spoon for condiments.
can I have some mayo w/ my french fries.
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