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fuzzy pretzel

v. the act of eating out a female who has contracted a sexually transmitted disease

Hey, did you hear Jake gave that stripper a fuzzy pretzel and now he has herpes on his mouth?!

by Walsh 120 May 25, 2011


fuzzy gummy bear

Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.

Yeah she's a hottie but her personality makes her a fuzzy gummy bear.

by hxrbcufnd June 15, 2022


Fuzzy Grin

An adjective used to describe the awkward, slightly embarrassed and seemingly innocent look a slampiece gives when a bro's pubic hair is torn out during oral intercourse and becomes lodged in their braces.

Also known as a tooth beard or steel wool.

Watch out for that braceface bro, she's just waiting to give you a fuzzy grin.

by Charleston Drew January 7, 2011


fuzzy frenzy

A fuzzy frenzy is when you get your friends drunk, go to a costume shop, by animal costumes and run around like maniacs.

Damn, we got drunk last night and I ended with a bear trying to hump me in my rabbit suit.. It was a fuzzy frenzy.

by MuddyBottoms November 20, 2022


Fuzzy MacGyver

Having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of water, and a fish comes up and nibbles your anus.

Jamie was telling Bobby how having sex with his girlfriend in Lake Winnipesaukee turned into a Fuzzy MacGyver when all of a sudden a fish came up and nibbled his corn hole.

by Just one of the Fuzzies July 31, 2013


fuzzy foursome

When 4 females have fun ;)))))

Ohhh yeah Jenny! This is one fuzzy foursome!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!”

by FoxyTheMama February 16, 2018


Fuzzy Pal

an awesome little buddy for your awesome little offspring. something they attach too and not let go of

Got my mini me a Fuzzy Pal, now cant get that thing away long enough to wash the dang thing!

by funkeymama July 24, 2012