When a man covers his dick in olive oil and puts salt down his dick hole. Next the woman performs oral and attempts to clean his dick and remove the salt while squeezing his testicles like they are two meatballs.
Last night my girlfriend gave me the Olive Garden Experience last night and it was the best orgasm I ever had.
A Man who partakes in anal sex with another Man.
Jeff and Bob were Up-Hill Gardening all night last night. I couldn't get a wink of sleep.
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after sexual intercourse, the semen dries on the tip of the penis and seals it. This goes unnoticed until the man decides to pee. When standing over the toilet and starting to go, this seal is partially broken and you end up peeing all over your leg and the floor.
It is the same effect as pinching the end of a garden hose to make the stream change direction.
Her: "Why is your pee all over the bathroom floor? Can't you hit the target?"
Him: "It's not my fault, I had garden hose syndrome."
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Over the Garden Wall is an amazing and beautiful American animated television miniseries created by Patrick McHale for Cartoon Network. Like seriously it's so good
Person 1: Have you watched over the garden wall?
Person 2: No
Person 1: fuck you
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A place, usually outdoors, where multiple couples hook up after sporting events, parties, etc to have sex
"Hey are you guys goin to the park later? That place is a basic Birmingham bone garden!""
when a female asks someone to play with them until they cum they will sometimes ask them to milk their garden
I am so horny right at the moment, milk my garden now!