A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.
"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"
an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate
Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.
When a female is in a club and they dance sexually but it does not suit them as a person. This results in other surrounding people feeling uncomfortable.
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."
"i thought they were best friends , why is she trying to get away from her?" "oh, that's just granny dancing syndrome"
An older woman with a very attractive body
Check out granny good guts in the Starbucks line
Going to the toilet when you're really desperate
Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?
someone who is a hot nurse and comes and takes care of u in a nursing home
“my nurse is such a glucose granny”