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Foreign Born Chicago Bulls backup Center - 2010 to present.
To ball exceptionally well within 8 feet of the hoop when facing the rim. An expert at two-handed dunks and racking up fouls en masse. To hold an uncanny resemblance to Judge Reinhold circa "Vice Versa" (1998).
Turkish Hammer basketball Turkey Chicago Bulls Basketball
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The process of blowing a deep pool of man juice into your cupped dominant hand as a result of fellatio and then slapping your partner across the face with said soiled hand. Used as a way of exerting dominance or discipline.
Bitch was acting up, so I gave her the Hammer of Thor. Now she cooks me dinner every night.
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A colloquial expression for 'clubbed thumb', a physiological difference where an individuals' thumb appears shorter or 'ogre-ish' in comparison to normal digits; almost like its been hit with a hammer.
Dude, have you seen Megan Fox's hammer thumb? Its totally fucking gross, bro. I'd still it though.
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When a man gets a running start, and attempts to ring the asshole of another man (The other man is bent over with his cheeks spread.) with his cock. The sensation you can get from this is awesome. Generous amounts of lube is recommended though.
We also play this as a game at parties. The first man to cum has to be "it".
My ass is sore from max hammering all night.
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A very large penis. A very well hung man.
Last night he used his hammer cock to pound me into orgasm.
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When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the power of 1000 hurricanes which knocks the hammer spanked unconscious allowing you to do what you want with their body.
Isaac hammer spanked storm so fuckin hard last night.
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