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greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity

Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster

by Timmy t-ReX July 4, 2017


Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019


hamster cat

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.

"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"

by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021


Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley

My friend’s name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024


Hamster Man

the act of smashing a girl named pressley

My friends name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024


D.C hamster

A hairy set of balls (testicles)
Normally found on long haired

Oasis lovers

Hey I was working at the arena last night and dan got his balls out in darrens face.
Dan likes to call it the D.C hamster

by J.j.c.c February 24, 2021


hamster dance

When you have sex with someone and get pregnant with multiple children.

Damn, Jill hooked up with Brian and after he found out they did the hamster dance he zooted.

by Fresh_Tresh October 18, 2020