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1. The phrase coined by J. Collotta in late summer/early fall of 2006. After we stopped wondering what it was that she hated to think, we all began using the phrase because we are unoriginal and cannot think for ourselves. Or we just hate to think for ourselves. One day in Latin I sent a note to K. Teahan stating that hate to think should have its own AIM counterpart, like 'lol', and 'h2t' was born. Then there was an h2t gang sign that can be seen on J. Collotta's myspace. The phrase 'hate to think' can be put before or after any word formation or be used solo. It is an answer or a question or a statement that is appropriate for almost every situation. It is also a complex chemical formula that one can put on a chemistry test when one doesn't know the answer.
'h2t' can evolve into 'h2i hate to imagine' and 'h2ft hate to fuckin think' in extreme situations
2. The term should not be confused with 'Love to think' which was J. Carper's early retaliation to J. Collotta's statement. 'Love to think' can be used the same way as 'hate to think' before any word formation or on its own as a statement, but is a more positive and therefore less popular phrase because of our human tendency to hate everything. The aim version is 'l2t'.
1. HATE TO THINK my best friend blew my boyfriend but I LOVE TO THINK he busted in her eye and she is in the hospital.
2. For AIM:
CottonCandyMan: h2t no one commented on my nude pics on facebook lol
SpiderWebs233: sux dude but l2t that hot gay minister at church added me on friendster
CottonCandyMan: lucky
Hate cuddling is the act in which you cant stand or hate a person so much but you are so lonely and you cuddle them to hide your other insecurities
Man I had a good hate cuddling session with chayse.
Any person or group who feel an event is a result of bigotry before they know all the facts.
Hey, did you read about that bad car accident yesterday?
Yeah, I bet the guy that ran over the African-American kid was white.
Don't be a hate speculator. We don't know all the facts.
When you wipe after pooping, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper into your butthole.
Yesterday I accidentally hate wiped myself at my parents house.
Soldier hating is when one goes against or dislikes everything a person does for no reason.
You My Friend, is soldier hating.
In fantasy sports, the act of inserting a persistently unproductive player into one's line-up purely for the emotional catharsis of raging against that player's continued lack of production.
Corollary: "Hate starting" may include an irrational effort to sabotage the actual career of a player, via the determination that placing him in your fantasy line-up is itself causing the lack of production.
"Dwayne Bowe has been completely useless all season, but I'm hate starting him anyway. My fantasy team will burn to the ground with Dwayne Effing Bowe."
To punish one’s self for poor performance you masturbate using deep heat as lube.
Johnny lost another client today, he went home to punish himself with a hate wank.