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Hate cuddling is the act in which you cant stand or hate a person so much but you are so lonely and you cuddle them to hide your other insecurities
Man I had a good hate cuddling session with chayse.
Any person or group who feel an event is a result of bigotry before they know all the facts.
Hey, did you read about that bad car accident yesterday?
Yeah, I bet the guy that ran over the African-American kid was white.
Don't be a hate speculator. We don't know all the facts.
When you wipe after pooping, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper into your butthole.
Yesterday I accidentally hate wiped myself at my parents house.
Soldier hating is when one goes against or dislikes everything a person does for no reason.
You My Friend, is soldier hating.
In fantasy sports, the act of inserting a persistently unproductive player into one's line-up purely for the emotional catharsis of raging against that player's continued lack of production.
Corollary: "Hate starting" may include an irrational effort to sabotage the actual career of a player, via the determination that placing him in your fantasy line-up is itself causing the lack of production.
"Dwayne Bowe has been completely useless all season, but I'm hate starting him anyway. My fantasy team will burn to the ground with Dwayne Effing Bowe."
To punish one’s self for poor performance you masturbate using deep heat as lube.
Johnny lost another client today, he went home to punish himself with a hate wank.
The act of masturbating with such intensity, one gives off aggressive and almost animalistic vibes
Guy 1: hey man, where's Leslie Turnstile?
Guy 2: probably at home watching anime porn, hate cranking it.