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sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

by Fats Wilson September 18, 2013


hook strip

A stripper that will sleep with you for an added fee... Basically a stipper/hooker

That girl on stage is hook strip

by JohnThom February 21, 2017


Captain Hooking

When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"

Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
booty anal sex pirate

by Pirate Princess Pounder February 26, 2014


Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022


Pussy Hooks

A pussy hook is someone you can hit up to have sex with

damn, i got all dem pussy hooks brotha

by SLAYERFUCKINRULES July 17, 2018


Hook Dick

It is a rabbit penis from a rabbit. It is in a hook shape.

So how do rabbits reproduce?
They take out their hook dick.
Who's is it?
BB's.

by Gazyoofder July 8, 2020


check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

by Hook Checker November 23, 2016