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The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T
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The University of South Florida (USF) is quite unique. While it prides itself for its exceptional academic programs and medical research facilities, it also is notorious for accepting just about every 18 year old in the state of Florida who got below 1000 on their SATs. Somehow, these students manage to graduate though, even with the distractions of nearby white sand beaches, Gasparilla (an event that takes up the month of Febuary which can be summed up by public intoxication and the performance of sexual favors), and Ybor city (a strip of clubs that the USF students control). USF has a growing football program with the Bull as the mascot. Although the football players are dedicated and got to attend there first bowl game, half of the football players must hold jobs during off season to pay child support.
Nothing compares, The University of South Florida is founded upon the principles of educating geniuses and retards in one classroom. Throw in a few Mardi Gras beads, mass quantities of alcohol, and a bikini and you have the perfect picture of USF.
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Upon wiping her ass, the girl proceeds to manually stimulate her man with her excrement.
Bob conveys to Randy after a night of prolonged drinking: "I totally loved the Florida Hot Stick my girlfriend gave me last night."
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A Podunk City in Palm Beach County, Florida, that is famously known as "The Home of the Newlywed and Nearly Dead", due to low rent crackerbox housing on 15-foot wide properties throughout the downtown area, and lettered and numbered streets. The Podunk Municipal Electric Company has an average of 700 power outages every year. A College Dropout, Inventory Stocking Clerk at Target is a City Commissioner, and
Lake Worth, Florida is as Podunk a town as you get.
Welcome to Lake Worth, please set your watches back Fifty Years.
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A medium sized public university in south florida with tons of commuters. about 90% of faus students dont live on campus nor participate in any fau activtities clubs or events. Located in an Exclusive area with lots of old wealthy retired yankees. If you plan on going to a party school with tons of parties, beers, and wild college girls I would consider twice before entering the "mouth of the rat". The weekends are dead silent and everybody goes home to miami, tampa and orlando for more college "action". Must give the school credit in trying to gain popularity although its pretty inpossible in comparison it to other state universities such as FSU and UCF...Also the math department sucks and the classes are either hit or miss. Very beautiful campus though overall and a nice diverse group of students. Constantly trying to update everything.The weekends are dead silent and everybody goes home to miami, tampa and orlando for more college "action". Must give the school credit in trying to gain popularity although its pretty inpossible in comparison it to other state universities such as FSU and UCF...Also the math department sucks and the classes are either hit or miss. Very beautiful campus though overall and a nice diverse group of students. Constantly trying to update everything.
Florida atlantic university also known as the mouth of the rat is located in boca raton florida
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a public Florida college in Talahassee for rednecks. everyone there is either a dirty hick or "ghetto"
my wife who is also my sister goes to Florida State University with me
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When a male powders his nuts and then proceeds to high five his male friend, creating a puff of powder upon impact. The high five receiver, doesn't know about the previous step, making it a hilarious prank.
male #1 to male #2: Dude, we're in Florida!!!!
male #2 to male #1: Yea! High Five
male #2:......ugh did you just give me a Florida High Five!?
male #1: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....yea I did.
male #2: hahahaha....nice dude.