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EAR-TITS is a word used by someone that is PISSED as shit! It's equivalent to someone yelling the phrase "Fuck you!" for three hours without stopping.
Kid: "QUIT BEING A FUCKING EAR-TITS DAD!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"
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A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).
Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.
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Rae Sremmurd backwards. The ear of a drummer, a sign you're living the Sremm Life.
Just got out of the concert, got that drummer's ear from being too close to the speaker.
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The right ear is the “gay” ear; the common saying right is wrong has been used up to the 90s as well as many gay men choosing to pierce their right ear only. The left ear is the straight ear since it’s opposite the “gay” ear.
Person 1: hey I think I’m going to pierce my right ear.
Person 2: bro that’s the gay ear, you know that right?
Person 1: I thought you knew I was gay? Why else would I pierce my right ear only?
Person 2: oh… I did not. Welp.. good for you, see ya around.
Person 1: wait can I get your #?
Person 2: ummm…. try Grindr I’m straight sorry.
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inattentiveness to what his wife is saying.
He can hear the ballgame on the TV but not even realize his wife is talking to him--He has husband's ear. Also see mother's ear.
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Similar to a meat check.To roughly punch one in the ear.
My sister wouldn't shut the fuck up,so I ear checked that bitch.
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This is when you have your hair down ( long hair especially) and the tip of the top of your ear pokes through to the outside world!
A little bit lord of the rings esq!!
It is especially annoying in photographs to see your elf ear poking through!!
Oh.. look at that photo - i can see my elf ear!
Elf ear!!!
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