Justin Bieber

A teenage boy with an average-pitched voice who is going through puberty. He has at least a little bit of singing talent but really is just another celebrity for teenage girls to obsess over and throw away their money to. People dislike him just for the sake of hating on a celebrity - these people need to get a life.

Obsessed fan: OMG DID YOU LIKE SEE THAT CONCERT LAST NIGHT LOLOLOLOL

Hater: Justin Bieber sounds like a chipmunk. He's actually a girl lol!

Neutral: Seriously, guys?

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Justin Bieber shape

/dʒʌstɪn bi:bəɹ ʃeɪp/

noun

: the external parts of the female genital organs

Mod.Eng. from <Justin Bieber> + <shape>, first use c.2011

M: I have the stupidest desire to purchase silly bandz
G: They're rubber bands
G: That have something to do with farmville and... justin bieber.
M: they come in justin bieber shapes!
G: I'll come in your justin bieber shape.
G: Wait

Oh god delete that

Undo

UNDO

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justin bieber

an amazing singer, really extremely hot!

i wanna marry him and have bieber babies ,
sorry girls he's taken <3

BACK OFF GURLS JUSTIN BIEBER, HES MINE

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Justin Bieber Syndrome

A condition that prevents hormonal growth and development until age 18 or older.

I think this guy has Justin Bieber Syndrome. His voice probably won't change until he's a full adult.

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Justin Bieber parents

Devil worships that brought Gay-Armageddon messenger in the form of their son. In some literature you can find them with the title of puppeteer. They hate metal and death metal, which puts their nature to a question. It is easy to recognize them, they wear silk pants of pink color and black leather hats. The best way to fight them is to throw a grenade or holy water into their mouth. Do not attempt to get close to them as messenger will be summoned and you’ll be sealed to the dimension where you’ll be watching his and Bjork videos 24/7.

Police office Jack: Hey, you 2 pull over! Hello Mr. Bieber (Justin Bieber parents), show me some ID. You birthdate says 66.66.66... get out of the vehicle!!! Now!!! Who is touching me? No!!! Justin bieber, Boby (partner) run!!! Tell my wife I loved her!!!

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Justin Bieber Syndrome

It's a syndrome where little girls vigorously defend fellow "singer" Justin Bieber and say that he is "the best musician in the world". Along with that claim, most Bieber fans hate rock and metal music, and say that rock 'n roll/metal is music for "devil worshipers".

Most Justin Bieber fans also like: The Jonas Brothers, Naked Brothers Band, Tokio Hotel, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Soulja Boy, just to name a few other untalented "musicians".

Justin Bieber fan: OMG JUSTIN IS NO EFFIN HOT I SO WANNA MEET HIM N GIT HIZ AUTAGRAFFFFFFF
Me: You have the Justin Bieber Syndrome...
Justin Bieber fan: NO I DONT!! I JUST GOT MILLIONS OF PICS OF HIM IN MY ROOM AND I HAVE ALL HIS SONGS ON MY IPOD!!!
Me: Precisely.

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Justin Bieber Fan

A person who does not know what real music tastes like.

There's a number of people who clicked "Dislike" on the Beatle's "Let It Be" video on Youtube. Those people are Justin Bieber Fans.

A person whose iPod is full of Bieber's songs is a Justin Bieber fan, and yes, he/she does not know what real music tastes like.

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