The love child of Kevin from 'the minions', and Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.
"Imagine simping over Tsukishima Kei"
"Can't relate..."
a common excuse for being late somewhere
Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!
To be cool, to be dope, to be nice.
You are fly key.
I love your sneakers, they are fly key.
You guys look fly key together.
This party is fly key.
That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)
The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.
A man whose key is used to open many locks.
Guy 1: Bro you keep banging all these chicks
Guy 2: Yeah bro, you know i be a master key
A screwdriver and brick combination commonly used in the theft of a motor vehicle. A rock or other large heavy object can also be used in combination with the screwdriver.
"I lost my keys." "Don't worry, I've got my albuquer-key we can go."