the red and blue lights you see behind you belonging to a police car that means you got fucked
the only thing good about the whole thing was the porno lights
telling things to other people easily even when the person told you not to say anything about it.
L: if i told you who my valentine is, please dont tell her that i am her secret valentine for the school event, it wont be fun.
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!
A game programming term, referring to creating lighting for a game, that won't be changed for the duration of the game
Yesterday I spent 5 hours baking lights
A group lights that are composed with blue and red and make a very homophobic vibe.
Wow! The flashlight has gay lights
Beer, preferably natty light, that has sat in an uncovered pitcher or water jug for over 12 hours.
"I feel like this natty light lacks the delicious carbonation that I've grown accustomed to from this great beer."
"That's because it's flatty light!"
When someone uses a green laser to shine at someone else’s face to distract or inconvenience them from what they are doing.
During the playoff match between Senegal and Egypt, angry Senegalese fans were caught to green-light Mohammedan player, Mohamed Salah, besides throwing glass and rocks at the Egyptian team.
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A Funky Light is shoving a disco ball up a women's vagina chasing a bright flashing light inside of her stomach causing for extreme vaginal penetration
Bro, My girl has a funky light and makes my dick glow!